It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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