I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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