That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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