Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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