Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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