She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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