when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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