people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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