just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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