Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
