She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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