I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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