yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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