Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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