Sponge bath it is.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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