After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize