Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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