new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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