We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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