I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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