Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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