Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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