I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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