Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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