Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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