How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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