can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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