Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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