pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
whose parrot is this?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Pooping to opera.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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