we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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