that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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