Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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