My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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