I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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