you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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