Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
love makes seman taste better
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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