I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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