Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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