That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You pole danced in your parka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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