i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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