exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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