I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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