"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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