'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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