Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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