The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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