Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
