there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just had sex on a roof
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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