i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
