Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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