She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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