i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
