I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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