for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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