that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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