My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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